About The SHow

I Seduce The Dragon started as five professional women just trying to make friends and not lose our minds. A podcast? Nowhere on the vision board. But apparently, when you mix phenomenal chemistry with a bit of dice rolling, you get something very special. Our DM, who’s also a professional editor and movie mixer, started chopping up our sessions into bite-sized 10-minute recaps to send to the players, because we’re sentimental nerds who like keepsakes.

Then it hit us: these clips were hilarious. Like, painfully so. And what we’ve got—this brand of friendship, ruthless teasing, and charming, colorful storytelling—felt too good to keep to ourselves. No, we’re not actors (cue gasp), but you’ll still get top-tier roleplay because we’ve spent way too much time bringing these characters to life.

We’re playing in the world of Icewind Dale: Rime of the Frostmaiden, but you might not recognize much beyond a few familiar names and snow-smothered landmarks. We didn’t just toss those plotlines into the snowdrifts—we lit them on fire for warmth. Prepare yourself for character-driven shenanigans careening through the tundra like a pack of rabid yetis on a sugar high.

So pull up a chair and join us in Icewind Dale.

Meet the cast

JESS PARKS

DM
Jess Parks is a Hollywood sound professional (Gran Turismo, Spider-man: No Way Home, Venom: Let There Be Carnage, Ghostbusters: Afterlife) and first-time DM who brings her cinematic sensibilities to the story and sound of this podcast. She loves spending her days making movies sound great and coming home to her own pack of unnaturally giant creatures (canine, feline, and human).
RYAN KEELY

Plays Erastus Brainerd XII
Ryan Keely has been modeling in various states of undress since 2007. She is most proud of being the cover girl for "The Big Book of Legs." She is also known for her work as a host, notably for Stan Lee and Playboy TV, and for being a Penthouse Pet. Currently, she runs a new media production company and occasionally appears in adult films as 'America's Favorite Stepmom'.
CRISTINA VAN EPPS

Plays Tohri Kohl
Cristina Van Epps is an aerospace engineer who has managed to channel a passion for math and improv acting into a long-time D&D hobby. When she’s not trying to launch things to Mars, she’s probably researching cryptid sightings, playing video games, or adding to her dragon-hoard of a tea collection.
DANA SCARBOROUGH

Plays Gentry Rose Bittercreek Dumont
Dana Scarborough has been described as "the one with the sweet voice." She loves cracking up her friends on this adventure almost as much as she loves the adventure of being a mom to a spirited 4-year-old. Dana is always down for a real life quest with her family, from the desert to the mountains and everywhere in between.
VANESSA FLANDERS

Plays Martha Sinclair
Flanders is a lawyer by day, but a cowgirl at heart.
Flanders owns a horse, a mule, a longhorn cow, and a branding iron. If you overstay your welcome at her ranchette, she might put her brand on you, too.
Flanders has a purple belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, and used to arm wrestle under the name “Ruth Bader Gunsberg.”
Plus, she's really cute.

About The SHow

Meet the cast

JESS PARKS

RYAN KEELY

CRISTINA VAN EPPS

DANA SCARBOROUGH

VANESSA FLANDERS

I Seduce The Dragon